昨日早晨,儿子突问我:“爸爸,汉帝茅台多少钱一瓶?”答曰:“拍卖会价格:890万/瓶。”儿子忽有灵感:“爸爸,我给你来段小品吧。” 7!EBH(,z
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且看其大作: LWz&YF#T-
一窃贼在一富豪家正要窃取一瓶汉帝茅台,被警方堵截于屋内, DRp~jW(\y
警方:“请束手就擒,争取宽大处理!” Z{ X|6.
窃贼将一酒杯放于面前,并把汉帝茅台作欲拧状:"Don't come near me,Otherwise I will drink it. ]yx$(6_U
It is more important than the hostage!"(不要靠近我,否则我将把它喝掉,它比人质更重要!)
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警方愕然! &eCa0s?mI